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Catherine Durkin Robinson

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“Take My Ovaries. Please”

Vicodin, stool softeners, and paper underwear make everything fun.

Oct 5, 2023

“Take My Ovaries. Please”

Oct 5, 2023

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Phrases To Seduce Middle-Aged Women

Even though we’re exhausted, go grab some Astroglide, a bottle of wine, and say something like…

Nov 22, 2022

Phrases To Seduce Middle-Aged Women

Nov 22, 2022

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Open Letter To The Guy Who Yelled “Fuck You Whore” From A Pickup Truck While I Was Out For A Run

Hey, you.

Apr 22, 2021

Open Letter To The Guy Who Yelled “Fuck You Whore” From A Pickup Truck While I Was Out For A Run

Apr 22, 2021

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Baby From “Dirty Dancing” Is A Bit Of An Asshole

And other observations of a woke mom re-watching 80s movies with teenagers

Apr 5, 2021

Baby From “Dirty Dancing” Is A Bit Of An Asshole

Apr 5, 2021

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What Your Signature Drink Says About You

Pinot Noir: At some point, you’ll agree to an open relationship.

Feb 8, 2021

What Your Signature Drink Says About You

Feb 8, 2021

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Take Your Warning Labels For Alcohol

And put ’em where they belong.

Feb 15

Take Your Warning Labels For Alcohol

Feb 15

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Potty Talk

Full disclosure: I have always hated poop.

Feb 5

a woman holding a brown cookie made to look like a smiling poop emoji

Feb 5

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31 Questions I Hear as Existential Threats

“Smile for me, okay?”

Feb 4

31 Questions I Hear as Existential Threats

Feb 4

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25 Things I Shouldn’t Have Said In England

“It’s illegal to defame the monarchy…does a thumbs-down count?”

Jan 25

25 Things I Shouldn’t Have Said In England

Jan 25

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Birthday Wishes I Sent To My Twin Sons When They Turned 25

Hey Hallmark, you’re fired

Jan 11

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Jan 11

Catherine Durkin Robinson

Catherine Durkin Robinson

she/her

I’m a writer and activist. In my spare time, I investigate missing socks. You can also find me here: https://catherinedurkinrobinson.substack.com/

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