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Catherine Durkin Robinson

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“Take My Ovaries. Please”

Vicodin, stool softeners, and paper underwear make everything fun.

Oct 5, 2023

“Take My Ovaries. Please”

Oct 5, 2023

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Phrases To Seduce Middle-Aged Women

Even though we’re exhausted, go grab some Astroglide, a bottle of wine, and say something like…

Nov 22, 2022

Phrases To Seduce Middle-Aged Women

Nov 22, 2022

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Open Letter To The Guy Who Yelled “Fuck You Whore” From A Pickup Truck While I Was Out For A Run

Hey, you.

Apr 22, 2021

Open Letter To The Guy Who Yelled “Fuck You Whore” From A Pickup Truck While I Was Out For A Run

Apr 22, 2021

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Baby From “Dirty Dancing” Is A Bit Of An Asshole

And other observations of a woke mom re-watching 80s movies with teenagers

Apr 5, 2021

Baby From “Dirty Dancing” Is A Bit Of An Asshole

Apr 5, 2021

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What Your Signature Drink Says About You

Pinot Noir: At some point, you’ll agree to an open relationship.

Feb 8, 2021

What Your Signature Drink Says About You

Feb 8, 2021

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Birthday Wishes I Sent To My Twin Sons When They Turned 25

Hey Hallmark, you’re fired

2d ago

Photo of the author sipping a large drink with a straw.

2d ago

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Snacks? Not Today Satan!

New year, new me. So I’m going to distract myself by…

Jan 6

Snacks? Not Today Satan!

Jan 6

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Menopausal Holiday Wishes

Try Jesus. Try the Maccabees. Try Frosty the Snowman. But don’t try me.

Dec 5, 2024

Menopausal Holiday Wishes

Dec 5, 2024

Olivia’s Kiss

An excerpt:

Nov 21, 2024

Olivia’s Kiss

Nov 21, 2024

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My Google Searches On Election Day

A sassy-to-salty timeline.

Nov 7, 2024

My Google Searches On Election Day

Nov 7, 2024

Catherine Durkin Robinson

Catherine Durkin Robinson

she/her

I’m a writer and activist. In my spare time, I investigate missing socks. You can also find me here: https://catherinedurkinrobinson.substack.com/

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