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Catherine Durkin Robinson

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“Take My Ovaries. Please”

Vicodin, stool softeners, and paper underwear make everything fun.

Oct 5, 2023

“Take My Ovaries. Please”

Oct 5, 2023

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Phrases To Seduce Middle-Aged Women

Even though we’re exhausted, go grab some Astroglide, a bottle of wine, and say something like…

Nov 22, 2022

Phrases To Seduce Middle-Aged Women

Nov 22, 2022

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Open Letter To The Guy Who Yelled “Fuck You Whore” From A Pickup Truck While I Was Out For A Run

Hey, you.

Apr 22, 2021

Open Letter To The Guy Who Yelled “Fuck You Whore” From A Pickup Truck While I Was Out For A Run

Apr 22, 2021

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Baby From “Dirty Dancing” Is A Bit Of An Asshole

And other observations of a woke mom re-watching 80s movies with teenagers

Apr 5, 2021

Baby From “Dirty Dancing” Is A Bit Of An Asshole

Apr 5, 2021

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What Your Signature Drink Says About You

Pinot Noir: At some point, you’ll agree to an open relationship.

Feb 8, 2021

What Your Signature Drink Says About You

Feb 8, 2021

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My Google Searches On Election Day

A sassy-to-salty timeline.

Nov 7

My Google Searches On Election Day

Nov 7

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When I Woke Up In The Middle Of My Colonoscopy

I should’ve said…

Oct 22

When I Woke Up In The Middle Of My Colonoscopy

Oct 22

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25 Things A Gaijin Shouldn’t Say In Japan

Because then they’ll know you’re a Gaijin.

Oct 12

25 Things A Gaijin Shouldn’t Say In Japan

Oct 12

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After I Die, You’ll Know I’m With You When…

I show up to the seance ten minutes late and ask for a cup of coffee.

Sep 24

After I Die, You’ll Know I’m With You When…

Sep 24

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“If You Give These Tickets Away, It’s Your Ass”

High Holy Dazed and Confused

Sep 15

“If You Give These Tickets Away, It’s Your Ass”

Sep 15

Catherine Durkin Robinson

Catherine Durkin Robinson

she/her

I’m a writer and activist. In my spare time, I investigate missing socks. You can also find me here: https://catherinedurkinrobinson.substack.com/

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