Does My Husband Have A Girlfriend?

Or is he just really into fantasy football?

Photo by Marjan Grabowski

I can totally hear him when he’s on the phone. He tries to keep his voice down. But he’s a Jewish man whose family originally hails from the Bronx.

They consider soft-spoken meshuga.

Recently, his calls have taken a turn. With elevating levels of passion. Here’s what he’s saying, out loud, for the world to…